How to Find and Romance Sassy Chap in Date Everything (Dateable 95)

Date Everything has you romancing everything from your bed to a ship in a bottle. Literally, every item you can see in your home can most likely be dated and even hated. However, some characters are a little harder to find than others. One such character is Sassy Chap, the smartly-dressed mascot of the game’s developer. He’s considered a secret character in the game and has a slightly more unusual ‘date’ than the other characters in the game.

This Date Everything Sassy Chap romance guide will explain everything you need to know to find and romance him.

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Where to Find Dateable 95, Sassy Chap, in Date Everything

To find Sassy Chap, players must wear their Dateviators (glasses) and bring up their phone and selecting the ‘Credits’ option. This will cause the game’s credits to begin, showing the names of the development team. While this is going on, players need to press and hold the ‘scan’ button to use their Dateviators as they would any other object.

This will cause Sassy Chap to appear. After a bit of light-hearted chattering, he’ll let you know that the team wanted players to be able to date the development team, but to make it easier, they piled them all into one character instead of having them all individually within the game. This becomes the main ‘mechanic’ of romancing Sassy Chap in Date Everything.

How to Romance Sassy Chap in Date Everything

sassy chap developer questions in date everything

Sassy Chap will bring up different developers for players to speak with. They’ll tell you a bit about their role in the team and their hobbies, before asking a question of some sort. If players answer the question correctly, that developer will love you. If players answer the majority of the developers’ questions correctly, Sassy Chap will also love you at the end, and you’ll get some Sass SPECS points.

All the correct developer answers are listed below:

Jamie – He became a godfather, a fiancé, and the owner of all base 102 Pokemon cards.
Michael – A La recherche du temps; Mole poblano; The coccyx
Samuel – High-octane, non-stop CCGs and TCGs.
Logan – Sorbet; Broomby the Talking Broom; If it makes you happy
Garrett – ET, Pirates of the Caribbean, Blair Witch
William – 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101
Nij – Video games
Thiago – New version
Jayperior – Love it
Andrew – Hike Kilimanjaro
Nick – Ray (if you haven’t found all the characters), Bodhi (if you have found all the characters in the game before speaking to Sassy Chap)
Elle – Go to the park for a walk
Amanda – Yeah I can definitely do that
Debz – Digimon
Cael – Work on a new hobby
Robbie – Hiking; Titus andronicus, troubadour
Adriel – Petting zoo
Devin – Thea Philopator
TJ – The Lion King
Evan – Morocco
Dom – JRPG
Rebecca – Going to a concert or musical and then drinking tea and having dessert while discussing horror movies.
Julia – You and I will be together forever
Sam – I was featured on NPR
Tay – Tell me about your D&D character
SopheeJay – Shrek 2
Ben – I think this is a great idea. I love Ben!
Jane – Hid an image of Goku in the game.
Souha – So hard
Jonathan – Drizzt Do’Urden
Pejnt – Cringe is dead
Greg – Yeah; Sonic adventure 2
Ray – Go to sleep

This was the order in which the developers showed up for me. However, Sassy Chap will bring them out in a random order, so be prepared to scroll through the above list to find the developer you need help with.

As mentioned above, you don’t need to get every answer correct for Sassy Chap to ‘love’ you. With the answers listed above, Sassy Chap loved me because I’d reached a high enough ‘score.’

How to be Friends with Sassy Chap

To be friends with Sassy Chap, players need to reach a certain amount of correct answers before getting others wrong. As such, use the list above to about two thirds of the correct answers, and then pick some other random answers. The other answers will either get you +1 point, or -2 points on the in-game calculation of your final result. By getting two-thirds of the correct answers, you should have enough score to get the ‘friends’ relationship with Sassy Chap.

How to be Hated by Sassy Chap

To be hated by Sassy Chap in Date Everything, and get the ‘Thanks for Your Purchase’ achievement, you need to the majority of incorrect answers with the developers. A lot of these are quite easy to guess based on the ‘love’ answers listed above.

Jamie – He broke his tooth by actually slipping on a banana while holding a big bowl of hot soup
Michael – Left Behind, Cocktails, Wisdom Teeth
Samuel – Uncomfortable answering interview questions.
Logan – Cold; Trick questions: You didn’t write any characters. You’re a fraud; Soak Up the Sun
Garrett – The Blair Witch Project
William – 01001000 01100001 01110100 01100101
Nij – The club! We gotta go out for some fancy drinks and jam out to pumpin’ music with everyone!
Thiago – Nothing’s perfect
Jayperior – Anime is dumb
Andrew – Open ocean sailing
Nick – I think I’d like to just go home; TJ (if you haven’t found all the other characters in the game)
Elle – Belly rub
Amanda – Pass, that’s lame. And you really shouldn’t be so sensitive about criticism.
Debz – Isn’t that a really old song?
Cael – Eh, sounds kind aboring…
Robbie – Skiing!; The Lugering Method; Guardian
Adriel – No!
Devin – Cleopatra XII Auletes
TJ – Dateables – The Musical
Evan – Kiribati
Dom – You good aat handling soccer balls?
Rebecca – Spreadsheet survey.
Julia – That’s some pretty blatant complimenting right there… what’s your angle?; Uh huh. A “gift.” Gift with a purchase, probably; Whatever. Thanks for the thought, but I’m good.
Sam – Making games in 2000
Tay – Why would I care about the lore accurate name of cantina music?
SopheeJay – Call of Duty: Black Ops
Ben – I think this is ridiculous. He should have submitted his bio on time!
Jane – Trick question – False!
Souha – Not at all; Not you
Jonathan – The letter A
Pejnt – Oh yeah I just like to get involved in things, I don’t understand people who get super hyped about their interests…
Greg – No, I hate Sonic
Ray – hate option