How to Date Penelope in Date Everything

Date Everything is a Sassy Chap Game’s dating simulator, where players are stuck in their house after losing their job, with one goal in mind: to date everything. As they explore their house, players will discover romantic characters, household secrets, and a few scandals.

One charming Dateable that players will find in several places is Penelope. Penelope is looking for love, everywhere except right in front of her, it seems. However, players can still sweep her off her feet and date her with the right effort. So, here’s how to find and romance Penelope in Date Everything.

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How to Find Penelope in Date Everything

Penelope is Dateable 55 in the Date-A-Dex

Shortly after players lose their job in Date Everything, they receive a special pair of glasses called Dateviators that reveal the humanoid identities of everyday objects in their house. The Dateviators even have a charismatic Dateable inside of them.

Players will most likely discover Penelope early on in their playthroughs, since she is found in the office where it all started. Penelope appears when players scan any of the office supplies, including paper, pencils, and the corkboard on the wall.

How to Date Penelope in Date Everything

Trying to date Penelope can be a little frustrating, as she seems to be determined to date other objects. However, she will ask players for advice on how to wow her potential loves. Choose the following responses for the best results with Penelope:

‘Office Romance Magazine?’
Probably a good place to start.
Well… everything’s online now…
To what?
You’re too cute to be single.
Lead with your best asset—dat ass.
Just be yourself.

Kristof, the treadmill Dateable, will then whisk away Penelope. Players can check back in with Penelope the next day to see how things went. Thankfully, it was terrible. Players should say the following:

Wow yeah totally.
Tell me about it…
You should date me instead.
Feminine and fine? Sounds like you’re describing yourself.
I’d be excited about dating Penelope too.

Penelope will brush off the flirtatious remarks by saying players must be joking, but she shows approval. Players can ask her how the date with Shelley went. Choose the following responses:

So I take it your date with Shelley didn’t go well.
She had a babe like you on a date and cried the whole time?
If that’s all it takes I’m around… and alive too.
You better treat her right.
I’ll… leave you to it.

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The next suitor waiting to take Penelope out is Chance. Their date goes much the same:

Are you finally ready to give up and date me?
You deserve better… you deserve me.
Hey Skylar! Here for your date?
But you are glasses…
Nope. Objects only for me.
Penelope… I’m so sorry.

Penelope will leave, reasonably upset, and players will be able to talk to her the next day. The final conversation with Penelope leads to one of her endings. Choose the following to get her love ending: